Manual

 The Message In A Bottle
Write your invitations out on small pieces of paper,
roll them up and stuff them into those little airline-
sized liquor bottles. Mail in a padded envelope.
 Flip Flops
Purchase a dozen pairs of those really cheap ip ops
at the department store. Write your invitation out in a
metallic pen on the sole of each shoe, and mail in a
padded envelope.
 Coconut Telegraph
Just tell your friends and count on the Coconut
Telegraph to spread the word. It’s a party, after all.
 Down Island
Fly down to the Caribbean island of your choice and
mail your invitations from there. Hey, just tell your
boss it was an emergency. I mean, would you rather
get an invitation postmarked Trinidad or Toledo?