User Guide

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TROUBLE GOOD MOJO MUSIC ROMANCE CUSTOMIZE STASH BASICS
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THE BASICS
BEST PLACES TO STASH STUFF IN YOUR MINI
CUSTOMIZING YOUR MINI
MAKING ROOM FOR ROMANCE IN YOUR MINI
MAKING BEAUTIFUL MUSIC WITH YOUR MINI
ESSENTIALS OF GOOD MOTORING MOJO
TROUBLESHOOTING
Proper Use of Bumper Stickers
Discouraged:
Sometimes, though we have the best
intentions, comedy can backfire in our
faces like a cheap gag exploding cigar.
As a conscientious law-abiding motorer,
always ask yourself: "To whom am I
really talking here"?
CUSTOMIZING YOUR MINI
Fig. 15 Fill in the blank, go directly to jail.
Below, the top three bumper sticker faux pas:
Fig. 16 An all-time classic bad idea.
Fig. 17 Your friends will laugh. ‘Til it’s time to pay the bail.
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